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because i felt like it
Seriously, why the hell do they make boner pills? In my opinion, men that can't get one up have lost their reproducing right. Anyways, sex over the age of 65 is like trying to shoot pool with a piece of rope. Amiright?
Lige
well, with "boner pills" the rope turns into a stick. everyone has the right to recreational sex, bifli.
because i felt like it
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But the world is already overpopulated. If men with ED stopped having sex, think of how much better the world would be.
Lige
most of the men with ED also already have had vasectomies.
because i felt like it
True, but the could be a glitch in the matrix. Then a rip in the latex.

Oops. user posted image
Baby Eater
Cause some men prolong urination a lot. And that damages the prostate and could keep you from getting an erection or even getting aroused.

user posted image
because i felt like it
emo-Fred_fredburger2.jpg, but if you ever prolong your own urinating, you have given up your reproductive abilities.
HypocrisyIsCool420
Everyone should be able to have sex, but over the age of 65, or if you just look over 65, you need to go to the moon for it.
because i felt like it
But, aren't you saggy at age 65, with virtually no muscle structure, and going into space will further decrease your muscles, basically making you useless in preforming sexual maneuvers. Besides, would you die of old age before you got to the moon? Wait...Dp's onto something here...
Lige
john glenn did it.
In 1998 he became the oldest person to fly in space and the only person to fly on both the first and the most recent US space program (Mercury and Shuttle programs) when, at the age of 77, he flew aboard the Space Shuttle Discovery (STS-95).
because i felt like it
But not to the moon, BTICH!
Crazy
QUOTE (Lige @ Dec 22 2008, 12:32 AM)
john glenn did it.
In 1998 he became the oldest person to fly in space and the only person to fly on both the first and the most recent US space program (Mercury and Shuttle programs) when, at the age of 77, he flew aboard the Space Shuttle Discovery (STS-95).

Bitch knows his space expeditions.
HypocrisyIsCool420
WHO CARES IF THEY HAVE TROUBLE HAVING SEX IN SPACE?! THEY CAN BUY SOMETHING THAT MAKES THEM HAVE SEX WITH NO WORK!
Lige
QUOTE (Crazy @ Dec 22 2008, 09:18 PM)
QUOTE (Lige @ Dec 22 2008, 12:32 AM)
john glenn did it.
In 1998 he became the oldest person to fly in space and the only person to fly on both the first and the most recent US space program (Mercury and Shuttle programs) when, at the age of 77, he flew aboard the Space Shuttle Discovery (STS-95).

Bitch knows his space expeditions.

Damn straight.
Crazy
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because i felt like it
Poor emo-Ruby.jpg. Poor, poor emo-Ruby.jpg.
Crazy
QUOTE (because i felt like it @ Dec 24 2008, 05:41 PM)
Poor emo-Ruby.jpg. Poor, poor emo-Ruby.jpg.

uh?
Lige
because I always take her into space in my rocket ship and rape her.
HypocrisyIsCool420
Why bring her into space? Just soundproof your room, nobody will hear. Thats what I do.
Lige
yeah, but space is so cool.
Ruby99
Aw man. You're raping me in space now? Do I never get a break?!
HypocrisyIsCool420
Space isnt that great, it takes too long to make the movements because of the 0 gravity and all.
Adden
ya, i think space is endless too
HypocrisyIsCool420
No, its not. If you knew anything, space is simply EXPANDING. Nothing physical could ever be endless. Its just not possible.
Adden
oh, well thanks for explaining that to me emo-demonicpriest.jpg
HypocrisyIsCool420
STOP TALKING WHEN IM LISTENING TO FUCKING DRUM SOLOS!
Adden
mmkayy
Ruby99
It's like you can't stop typing. Move away from the computer or laptop. It's hurting the people who don't care for you. It's hurting us!
Adden
usually whenever i am on the computer, it is myspace this forum msn aim gay donkey granny porn and some other stuff i forget
Crazy
QUOTE (demonicpriest @ Feb 21 2009, 12:19 PM)
No, its not. If you knew anything, space is simply EXPANDING. Nothing physical could ever be endless. Its just not possible.

Pi, owned bit-oh wait, fuck
Crazy
QUOTE (Adden @ Feb 21 2009, 03:59 PM)
usually whenever i am on the computer, it is myspace this forum msn aim gay donkey granny porn and some other stuff i forget

wow you are so clever and creative. we would totally regret it if you were found hanging from a ceiling fan by a necktie
Adden
lol who changed that? donkey porn is my favorite kind of porn with big juicy black dicks
HypocrisyIsCool420
QUOTE (Crazy @ Feb 22 2009, 01:54 AM)
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QUOTE (emo-demonicpriest.jpg @ Feb 21 2009, 12:19 PM)
No, its not. If you knew anything, space is simply EXPANDING. Nothing physical could ever be endless. Its just not possible.

Pi, owned bit-oh wait, fuck

Pi is a theory. Theorys do not have physical existence.
Adden
this isnt rocket science
HypocrisyIsCool420
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL RAPE YOUR MOTHER
Adden
my mother is dead. so is my dead. i live with other family
Adden
my mother is dead. so is my dead. i live with other family
Baby Eater
QUOTE (Adden @ Feb 21 2009, 11:48 PM)
my mother is dead. so is my dead. i live with other family

I'm sorry, what?
Adden
meaning my dad is dead to.
Baby Eater
I doubt that.
Adden
;] ok
Lige
quit saying things.
Crazy
QUOTE (demonicpriest @ Feb 21 2009, 08:34 PM)
QUOTE (Crazy @ Feb 22 2009, 01:54 AM)
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QUOTE (emo-demonicpriest.jpg @ Feb 21 2009, 12:19 PM)
No, its not. If you knew anything, space is simply EXPANDING. Nothing physical could ever be endless. Its just not possible.

Pi, owned bit-oh wait, fuck

Pi is a theory. Theorys do not have physical existence.

i realised that, hence the "oh wait, fuck".
Lige
my dick, owned bitch.
HypocrisyIsCool420
Your dick is not endless, its just really big.
Lige
I can't see the end of it.
HypocrisyIsCool420
Thats cause of your condition. You know. The one you got from eating coins.
Lige
oh, you mean nickel poisoning? does that also give you a large penis?
HypocrisyIsCool420
No.
The reason you cant see it is because your blind.
Lige
oh, then how am I using the computer?
Ruby99
QUOTE (Lige @ Feb 22 2009, 11:08 PM)
oh, then how am I using the computer?

Uh...super powers.
HypocrisyIsCool420
With your mom.
Lige
weird.
HypocrisyIsCool420
Yeah... It is weird.
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