Me and German start changing Crazys language.
Nobody says stop, not even Crazy.
Ruby gives Crazy admin.
Crazy bans me and German.
Only people it bothers is me and German.
beastbot gives us admin back and unbans us.
We ban Crazy.
Everyone gets pissed off.
We unban Crazy.
Everyone is still pissed off.

Bull shit.

which is kind of my catchphrase from back when i played football a shitload
whenever there was a play i didnt like or that had a foul on it i would yell "BULL SHIT!"

wait. *rereads post*
MOTHER FUCKER IM TERRIBLE AT WRITING REPLIES WHEN IM HIGH

I'm so confused

the events are "BULL SHIT!"


*presses laughbox button*

Thats how it happened, isn't it?

no the result is bull shit

we did nothing wrong
at all

the fuckin dumbass just.. well i dont care anymore.

hahahahah
know what i just noticed?

i smoked weed like 10 minutes ago and for the past week ive been like "nah, im saving up"
but for the past week ive been high

If you can keep it up, it'll make 4/20 amazing I'm sure.

noooo

cause i wanted to not be high for like a week or two
and just save all my weed
and be high for the weeks after 420

but this'll work too

i have enough weed and money (and opportunities to get money) to keep me high for another week

barely though
coming down is gonna suck ass.

i mean, i'm really not kidding that i've been high for two weeks straight.

and i'm not kidding that i'm going to be high for another week

ive been smoking three or four times a day

sometimes once or twice but usually more like three

do you know how badly its gonna suck coming down?


its almost sobering.

but its not

Addict. OH!

yeah

i need to quit

as in, not smoking every day.

Yeah, seriously. Freak.

i wanna grow my own shit when i have my own place.

Me, too. That would be so killer.

i would have to use whatever i'm buying now

i smoked up hella people this 420 and they ALL want in on my dealer

so now im gonna get some big ass buds from him cause ive gotten him like two dozen costumers.

I'm not smoking today. NOBODY would bring weed to school, cause last time there were cops, and a shitload of people got shit about it. I couldnt after school, I have to come home and I kinda like not being caught high ever in my life, and I have school again tomorrow, so sneaking out would suck my cock.
FUUUUCK I wish 4/20 was just like... always on the weekend instead of on 4/20. That would be so much more convenient.

i didnt give a shit
i got my chillum and i got lighters and weed

smoked when i woke up, when i got to school, in between 2nd and third, twice during lunch (6th), in between 7th and 8th, and shared 4 bowls with a guy after school.

and gonna sleep high

Sleepin high is great. I gotta say, if you can get a comfortable position and bed and shit, you'll be sleeping faster than ever.

yeah i know
i do it all the time
cause if i do it one night and not the rest, its hard as hell to sleep

so i dont do it over the weekend unless its a long weekend or if i have enough to last me through the week on petty smokes

I slept high friday night, but it didnt last when I woke up, so no weed hangover.

i dont get weed hangovers much anymore

just slept high all the time and its just normal.

best thing is, i NEVER hit a wall until maybe like right before lunch and its not big at all.

Pots good for your health.

and mental state, as proven in VERY legitimate studies.

Indeed.

Plus hemp hoodies just look great.

I've got no hemp clothing.

ive got a hoodie

its the shit

get some shit

I'm thinking of gettin pants. My brother just got some and he was all like "THIS SHIT IS FUCKING COMFORTABLE AS FUCK!" and I was like "Okay."

yeahhh mannn!


pheww
hemp pants are nice as hell
just hope you dont get a boner.
HAHHAAHAHA

Fuck, that would be hot.

I would just say that they manufactured it so that there was extra clothing there so it would look like that as a joke


everyone would believe it.

Thats gay

lol
i know
but people are stupid as fuck.

I know. I hate it when people are at the same level of intelligence as you are.

hahhahah

you bitch

Fucker.

cum gargling whore faced slut dumpster

your cheeks have stretch marks.

Your ass has cock marks from the cock slaps it gets.

no, i'm just a really anal nigger.

Thats bad.

or IS it?

It is.

But Little Porch Monkey likes to... NO. I'm not going to be that descriptive.



my god that is a really disturbing sentence or two.

wat

nothing. don't ask.